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Panda Express

Fast-food chain for Chinese standards, including some health-conscious options.
Address: 6006 Memorial Dr, Stone Mountain, GA 30083
Phone: (404) 294-9889
Hours: 

Monday 11AM–9:30PM
Tuesday 11AM–9:30PM
Wednesday 11AM–9:30PM
Thursday 11AM–9:30PM
Friday 11AM–10PM
Saturday 11AM–10PM
Sunday 11AM–9:30PM
The history of Panda Express


After almost 3 months of not reviewing any restaurants I thought now would be a good time to ease back into the food scrutiny saddle.  I had  a knee operation in January  and it’s a great excuse for not doing what I should be doing.  I  say, “I just don’t   have the extreme mental energy and high level cognitive skills required to hunker down and bang out a blog post”.  A knee injury is very useful in order to shirk as many duties as possible. I highly recommend ill health to avoid the daily tasks we find unpleasant or even the ones we find pleasant.
But I digress.
So… finally I’m sitting around ready to watch the much anticipated showdown between Kentucky and North Kakalakki  in the Elite 8 March Madness basketball bracket and for this effort I need some food…fast. Perhaps some fast food. So I say to myself, “Self, here is a good chance to review a fast food restaurant on Memorial Drive. ” I quickly answer, “Hey, let’s do it, amigo!”
I clamber into our super hot and sexy, bright red, 4 cylinder, 5 on the floor,  air conditioned Honda Fit and race to Panda Express and wonder what new gastronomical adventure awaits me.
 Well I learnt two things : 1) Panda Express is fast  and 2) the food “ain’t half bad”.
I don’t  go inside because as I pull up I see that the parking lot is full and the drive through empty save one other car.   I am in a hurry to return to my Elite 8 basketball game so I ease into the drive through lane and slide up to the microphone. A very pleasant voice asks me what I would like and I quickly respond “Kung Pao Chicken!” She asks, “With peanuts?”  “Yes!” And she inquisitively purrs, “Spicy?”  “Yes!”  No drink and the total is $6.45. I roll around to the pick up window as the car in front pulls off. I am greeted by the nicest drive through window attendant ever. It is all “How are you and thanks for coming and please come back” in the sweetest most sincere drive through attendant voice in the history of drive throughs. Kudos. (Obviously Panda Express uses the same onerous training facility as Chick Fillet.) I should have gotten her name so I could call corporate and extoll her virtues. But alas I was self-centered and grabbed my grub and headed home to the game.
To my surprise the zucchini, peppers, onions, etc were probably as fresh as the ones in our fridge. Not too bad. The chicken was tasty enough and the brown rice was tender and flavorful. And the dish was spicy! Sitting conspicuously in the bowl are two! chili peppers.    Kung Pao chicken is supposed to be spicy but the couple of times I’ve eaten it on or near Memorial Drive it has  never been spicy.   Panda Express has put some of the Pao back into Kung Pao.
Long story short,  I was able to hunker down and watch the game with a reasonably tasty meal. It came with a couple of packets of soy, a couple of packets of plum sauce, a plastic fork (of course, a fork is a fork of course), and a fortune cookie. (To see my fortune click on photo).  Sadly the fortune cookie had no lottery number on it.  So for those looking for lucky lottery numbers inside fortune cookies as the main reason for dining Chinese,  Panda Express is not for you.  I give Panda Express a rating of 2.94-a little better than meh. (meh rating system explained) The next time you want something fast on Memorial Drive that isn’t a burger, doughnut, or pizza, check out Panda Express. P.S. Kentucky lost in the last seconds of a close game! :>(

Red Chili Cafe

Address: 5653 Memorial Dr, Stone Mountain, GA 30083
Phone: (404) 698-3158
Menu: redchilicafe1.com
Order: chownow.com
Hours:
Monday- Thursday: 11:30am-10:30pm
Friday – 11:30am-11:00 pm
Saturday-12:00 pm-11:00pm
Sunday: 12:00pm-10:30 pm
click on images for larger view

I’m a day late and a dollar short on this review. By now I believe everyone has already found out about this little gem on the corner of Hambrick and Memorial. I’ve heard from several people that they really enjoyed Red Chili Cafe. (see also reader reviews, click here) We have now been there 3 or 4 times and I’m just now getting around to writing a review.
Let’s just check the positives right off the bat:
1. The owners are friendly and will be more than glad to chat with you about the food, the Christmas decorations, or the time of day.
2. The place, a former Wendy’s, is clean, neat, spacious, and nicely decorated.
3. The music is good. I’ve heard jazz, classical, and pop.
4. Alcohol…yippeee!
5. Plenty of free parking
6. Bus drivers eat free (just kidding)
7. The food is good!

Zha Jiang Noodles
Dan Dan Noodles

Since going there my wife Tina and I have had the Hibachi Chicken Bowl w/Sweet & Spicy Sauce, Chicken Fried Rice, Veggie Fried Rice, Cajun Fried Rice, Dan Dan Noodles, and Zha Jiang Noodles.  We have really enjoyed each meal with my one exception the Zha Jiang Noodles (see photos, click on them, enjoy them) and that, I believe, was just a matter of personal taste. The noodles were excellent but I did not care for the hoisin, a thick pungent fermented soybean sauce. Tina loves to experiment and I said “What the heckinger. Give me something I haven’t had!” So I encourage someone to try it and let me know what you think. Tina had the Dan Dan Noodles which is a nice spicy dish with meat sauce and the same egg noodles I had.  I had a bite and it was delicious and Tina liked it as well.  Plus we had a great time discussing the dishes with the owner, John. He encourages us to try his burger and steak and he is adding Salt & Pepper Calamari to the menu soon. Because John is so nice and excited about his menu offerings we will definitely try these items in the near future.
The other three or four times (had to be four since we’ve tried so many dishes) we’ve been there have all been good culinary and social experiences. It’s just around the corner, the prices are very reasonable, and people are friendly. If you are a bus driver, let me know if they let you eat free!  Rating: 4-nice! (see rating system)

Another Non Review

Drive-In Theater Screen

Ok two weeks have now gone by and I still haven’t gone to another restaurant on Memorial Drive so I’m posting a photograph of a defunct drive-in theater screen instead. It was somewhere in north Georgia near Sky Valley or Scaly Mountain. Also nestled in the woods in front of the screen were the old drive-in speaker stands and parking humps. That was ingenious wasn’t it? The humps? So your car is at an angle and slightly elevated for better viewing.  Thank you Richard Milton Hollingshead, Jr.!

But about the food reviews; the only information I have to impart is what you probably already know. I’m beginning to  suspect  that all the Chinese restaurants near here all get prepackaged General Zuo Zongtang’s chicken a.k.a. General Tso’s chicken from some global food consortium, named something like GLOBAL VENTURES CHINESE FOOD, INC., LTD.,  dedicated to not making food that is not too bad and somewhat familiar.  Not really good food but a dish  that we can purchase inexpensively and have an ok culinary experience. Is it so wrong?

Best China

IMG_4786Best China
Memorial Bend Shopping Center (behind IHOP)
5260 Memorial Dr #1205a, Stone Mountain, GA 30083
(404) 296-0405
Monday – Sunday (that’s everyday isn’t it?) 11AM–10:30PM

Best China is a small restaurant with a very friendly staff.  The woman who took my order was all smiles.  I ordered the Kung Pao chicken and had my choice of an egg roll or soda. Egg roll, qing.  Did I want it spicy? Yes. Eat here or takeout? Takeout.
While waiting I took a photo of the wall menu (which was in addition to the traditional printed Chinese food menu)  and it was heavily tilted toward chicken and even more heavily toward chicken  wings. IMG_4785If you are wing person may I suggest Best China? I didn’t try them but if you do let me know.
A super friendly gentleman who looked like he might be the  cook came out with my order. I sprang to the counter and he smiled and opened the styrofoam container to show me my meal. It looked wonderful and to myself I said, “How nice was that?”  And for only $5.95!
I jumped on my scooter and headed home to taste my piping hot Kung Pao chicken.
IMG_4787Home I dove right in. First impression: not very spicy. I really wanted to like this dish because the people were so darn nice.  But I am sad to report that overall it was pretty ordinary.  The vegetable were ok, the sauce ok, water chestnuts tasted of the can, and the rice, dammit!, was just ok. I love a good dish of rice and so I  must say ok almost means not ok, but it was ok.  The egg roll also was not memorable (crunchy on the outside, meh on the inside)  but you may  like to know that the chicken was good. Small strips of tasty chicken if you wrangled them separately from the vegetables. And that in a nutshell is the best I can say of the Kung Pao chicken at Best China.  Add some soy sauce and sriracha  and it definitely improves. So, it’s ok enough for me turn on John Oliver and have an ok meal. So ok already. Rating for Best China’s Kung Pao chicken? 2.67 – meh. (rating system) Please go there and get something and let me know what you think. They are SO nice!  OK? OK.

The History of Kung Pao Chicken (click Kung Pao or just read here)

Kung Pao Chicken (called 宫保鸡丁; Gong Bao’s Diced Chicken in Chinese) is named after the dish’s most famous fan, or at least that’s how the story goes. At the beginning of the 19th century, a boy named Ding Baozhen fell into a river. He couldn’t swim, and would have drowned were it not for the intervention of a passing stranger, who managed to drag him to safety.

Ding grew up and attained the rank of Gong Bao at a government post in Sichuan province. While there, he thought to visit the home of the man who rescued him as a boy to pay his respects.

At the man’s home, he ate a remarkable dish with diced chicken, peanuts, and Sichuan peppercorns, among other ingredients, and liked it so much that he asked for the recipe. Thereafter, he ate the dish often and served it to all of his guests, thus spreading its popularity around the province. He was such a fan that the dish came to be referred to as “Gong Bao Chicken”; a reference to Ding’s official rank.

Kung Pao Chicken is, for reasons explained above, considered part of Sichuan cuisine, but these days you can get the dish at most restaurants in China, and almost every Chinese restaurant outside it. Chinese people often chuckle at foreigners’ reliance on the dish — Kung Pao Chicken is a veritable staple at the tables of most China expats — but the fact is that Ding Baozhen was right to promote the dish so widely two centuries ago; virtually everyone agrees that it tastes great.

There are big differences in how Kung Pao Chicken tastes depending on where you eat it, though. Generally, the dish is spiciest in its native province of Sichuan, where chefs often insist on using only local (and very spicy) peppers and peppercorns in the recipe. Outside Sichuan it is often milder, as most people don’t like quite as much spicy heat in their meals as the Sichuanese do.